Brooke's Cow Question, Jeff's Spiteful Pastries, Destination Weddings
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
Between Tony's laptop saga and Peter getting into the probiotics, this episode almost didn't happen. Jeff Drake is exploiting our vulnerability and Brooke Dillman is siding with me because of the Girl Code. We discuss destination weddings, how Jeff and Wendy met, mistakes on alternative weekly covers, Tony's Letterman tickets, cigarettes making a comeback, cows (specifically what they are), baby teeth and more.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live in Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rose in his new best friend show. |
| 0:07.5 | Tonight, I also welcomes your guests. |
| 0:09.3 | He's a writer and co-host of the podcast Nine Chickweed Rage. |
| 0:13.1 | It's Jeff Drake. |
| 0:14.5 | And she's an actress and co-host of Nine Chick-Weed Rage. |
| 0:18.2 | It's Brooke Tillman. |
| 0:20.1 | Tonezone is here to explain to the last time |
| 0:22.3 | that just because he's had a Jar Jar Binks tattoo |
| 0:24.2 | on his chest for 20 years, |
| 0:25.6 | it doesn't mean that he's a Jar Jar Jank's sympathizer. |
| 0:28.7 | I'm her husband Daniel saying hop on board |
| 0:30.2 | to love bus and say hello to your best friend, |
| 0:32.9 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:34.9 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Allison, Rosie. Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:40.4 | Allison, Allison, |
| 0:42.3 | when her good time's never end. |
| 0:46.0 | Allison, Rosen, too, in a way we've got some pants and dance again. |
| 0:51.7 | Allison, Rosen, Rosen's, you knew that's friend. Hello, my little Nutella Toad. to dance again Allison Rosen Allison's your new best friend |
| 0:56.0 | Hello my little Nutella toast |
| 0:58.4 | Welcome to another exciting episode |
| 1:00.1 | of Allison Rosen |
| 1:00.9 | is your new best friend |
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