Piss Clinics, Karaoke Jockeys, Our Favorite Words

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Dave Lyons and Brandie Posey are here to talk us through avoiding a DUI, working at a piss clinic, hosting karaoke nights and more. Also Daniel and I have a shameful confession regarding Porto's and Dave got a new desk but it's not just any desk! Plus, we do a new segment where we talk about our favorite words!

Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and our new favorite words segment.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rose and is your new best friend show.
0:08.0	Tonight.
0:08.5	I'll welcome to guests.
0:10.0	She's a comedian, podcaster, and record label owner.
0:13.1	It's Randy Posey.
0:15.2	He's a producer, dog penis appreciator, and coiner of Yot Rock.
0:19.2	It's Dave Lyons.
0:21.2	Tone Zone is here with the good news about a possible rat virus outbreak.
0:25.8	RFK Jr. will be here to make sure you die with a satisfying knowledge that you didn't have to get a vaccine.
0:31.1	I'm her husband Daniels, and hop on board the love bus, and say hello to your best friend.
0:35.0	Allison Rosen.
0:37.2	Allison Rosen. Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:42.6	Allison, Allison, with her good time, step her end.
0:48.2	Allison, Rosen, too, and waiting to dance and dance again.
0:53.9	Allison, Rosen,
0:56.6	Allison's your new best friend.
0:58.9	Hello, my little deep fried Oreos.
1:00.9	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen.
1:03.5	Is your new best friend, that particular carbohydrate was sent it on Patreon.
1:06.8	Patreon by Jordan Jay.
1:08.8	Yes, I'm on Patreon.
1:10.1	All sorts of fun stuff over there. You can get our weekly bonus episode, The News with Allison and Daniel, where we talk about news. And we also talk about other stuff that's not news, but it is so highly juicy that it has to be, legally has to be behind the paywall. Also, there's a level where you can text me and and I'll text you back. Oh, and the most recent episode of the news with Allison and Daniel, we did video, and that is available. And we only talked about the fact that we were doing video for roughly half the episode. If you do an annual subscription, you get two months free. That's a good deal.com slash Allison Rosen. Also, I'm on substack. Subsdack. Allison Rosen.com. Okay. I'd like to say hello to my guest, whom I found out our friends in real life, which is perfect. And I didn't even realize that when I booked them together. Hello. Brandy. Posey. Hello. Welcome back. Thank you. It's good to be here. You have such a nice voice.
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