Big Breasted Bunnies, Reservation Etiquette, Egg Nog Taste Test
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Rob Schulte joins Tony, Daniel and me for our Christmas episode. We discuss restaurant reservation etiquette, Elliot and the meat, personalized gifts, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the new cast of Vanderpump Rules, how we're spending Christmas Day, movies to see or not and we do our annual egg nog taste test. Plus we did a round of HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:09.2 | Tonight. |
| 0:09.7 | Alson welcomes your guest. |
| 0:11.4 | He's a producer, writer, and host of the podcast, Vanderpump Rob's. |
| 0:15.5 | It's Rob Schulte. |
| 0:17.3 | Cone Zone is here with an important reminder that if you know Dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen comma and cupid and donner and blitzin but you do not recall the most famous reindeer of all you should go see a doctor i'm her husband daniel saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to be the best friend. Allison Rosen. |
| 0:43.2 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:48.8 | Allison, Allison with perfect good time never end. |
| 0:54.4 | Allison Rosen, too, and a baby way to get some dance again. |
| 0:59.3 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 1:01.9 | Hello, my little gingerbread fritters. |
| 1:05.7 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 1:09.6 | That particular delicious sounding carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:12.9 | Patreon by Tea Money Thug Bones. |
| 1:18.2 | And yes, I am on, I don't know what his real name is, probably T-Money. |
| 1:20.5 | I am on Patreon. |
| 1:20.7 | Patreon. All sorts of stuff over there. |
| 1:22.2 | You can get episodes of the Friend Zone. |
| 1:24.1 | That is my bonus Patreon podcast. |
| 1:26.4 | And by the way, we're going to have a Friend Zone with the one and only Renee Colvert coming up. That's a good deal. And you can submit carbohydrates. And there's a level where you can text me and I'll text you back. And if you're going to subscribe, which I hope you will, go for an annual subscription and get two months free. That's a good deal. That's right. Also, I'm on substack. Allisonrosen.substack.com. Okay, I would like to say hello and welcome to my guest. Rob Schulte. Welcome back. Hello. I'm glad to be here. Feels like it's been a while, but I can't remember for sure. Well, it's only been a while because I screwed up. It was going to be much sooner. |
| 2:04.7 | It was going to be much sooner. It was going to be... I have to issue a public apology right now. Yeah, thank you. I was supposed to do the show. I checked my schedule. I checked my work schedule. We were clear. Didn't check my girlfriend's schedule. |
| 2:18.4 | One car and a dog. |
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