The Case of the Moldy Coffee Pot
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot.
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| 0:00.0 | Is that like the lifeblood of this podcast that we both like wish we were lawyers, but we don't actually have the skills? |
| 0:06.5 | Oh my God. You have fully outed us. |
| 0:31.1 | Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:34.4 | Griff, how are you? What's going on? |
| 0:39.7 | I'm so good. It is officially July, which means it's my birthday month. |
| 0:46.1 | Happy birthday month to you. Thank you. Well, I do resent the concept of a birthday month. |
| 0:52.5 | Yes. You've given, I think if the record is correct, you've given a two-week birthday window. |
| 0:54.2 | Yes. Is that right? Yes. Okay. |
| 0:55.6 | Or did I say you get a week? |
| 0:57.2 | I think you said you get a week, actually. |
| 0:59.6 | So it's not yet that week, but... Talk to you in the week, well, it rolls around. |
| 1:01.4 | Next week. |
| 1:02.2 | What are you going to get me this year? |
| 1:03.3 | You'll see something very intentional. |
| 1:09.7 | Griff, I have a question for you. |
| 1:11.5 | Shoot. What's the theme of this question? |
| 1:14.0 | The theme of this question is ideological. |
| 1:17.6 | Oh, shit. Okay. |
| 1:18.5 | I was ruminating yesterday on the idea that people are either, I'm going to read the manual people or I bet I can figure it out people. |
| 1:27.2 | And I was curious if you're in, I'm going to read the manual or or I bet I can figure it out people. |
| 1:32.4 | And I was curious if you're in I'm going to read the manual or an I think I can figure it out. |
| 1:33.3 | That's so interesting. |
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