The Case of the Moldy Coffee Pot

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Is that like the lifeblood of this podcast that we both like wish we were lawyers, but we don't actually have the skills?
0:06.5	Oh my God. You have fully outed us.
0:31.1	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:34.4	Griff, how are you? What's going on?
0:39.7	I'm so good. It is officially July, which means it's my birthday month.
0:46.1	Happy birthday month to you. Thank you. Well, I do resent the concept of a birthday month.
0:52.5	Yes. You've given, I think if the record is correct, you've given a two-week birthday window.
0:54.2	Yes. Is that right? Yes. Okay.
0:55.6	Or did I say you get a week?
0:57.2	I think you said you get a week, actually.
0:59.6	So it's not yet that week, but... Talk to you in the week, well, it rolls around.
1:01.4	Next week.
1:02.2	What are you going to get me this year?
1:03.3	You'll see something very intentional.
1:09.7	Griff, I have a question for you.
1:11.5	Shoot. What's the theme of this question?
1:14.0	The theme of this question is ideological.
1:17.6	Oh, shit. Okay.
1:18.5	I was ruminating yesterday on the idea that people are either, I'm going to read the manual people or I bet I can figure it out people.
1:27.2	And I was curious if you're in, I'm going to read the manual or or I bet I can figure it out people.
1:32.4	And I was curious if you're in I'm going to read the manual or an I think I can figure it out.
1:33.3	That's so interesting.
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