Dana Gould
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Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2012
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Writer, comedian and podcast host Dana Gould joins the show to talk about his sexy flat feet and his out of date IMDB photo. We also talk about his three children, four dogs, two guinea pigs, a fish and a wife, how he met his wife and the way she refused to let him sabotage the relationship, relationships in general, being one of many children, panic attacks (he had one on stage!), sexy Volvos and what it was like writing for The Simpsons for many years. We open the phone lines and take a call from a high school boy wanting to know how to handle the fact that he's openly gay, his boyfriend is in the closet and prom is coming up which he wants to attend, preferably with his boyfriend.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on Ace on the House, the K tells me paint the flat midnight blue it's |
| 0:08.7 | nighttime midnight blue and I go all right paint it midnight blue and the guys |
| 0:13.3 | give me midnight midnight blue and we start painting it and the whole time |
| 0:18.1 | Lou is going don't you want to call George and verify this color with him and |
| 0:23.4 | I'm like it's midnight blue he said midnight blue we're painting it what you |
| 0:28.8 | want to verify I give I was 316 pounds with 2% body fat okay oh yes you got |
| 0:36.8 | to talk to Lou you got to talk to Lou check out an all-new episode of Ace |
| 0:41.4 | on the House this Saturday or visit Ace on the House dot com only on the Ace |
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