Doug Benson

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2012

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Doug Benson joins this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about how he and Alison met, costume parties, twitter, dating, deleted tweets (sort of), the advice he gave Alison when she was auditioning for The Adam Carolla Show, his podcast Doug Loves Movies, Fox News, Red Eye and other important stuff I can’t remember right now. We also took your calls and Larry Miller tried to ruin my show.

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0:00.0	This week on Ace on the House, Stain grade holocore is bad.
0:06.6	Yeah, I don't think that's rare.
0:09.0	That's rare, rare like a form of cancer that kills nine-year-olds.
0:13.6	Sad rare.
0:15.0	Should I just replace the redor then?
0:17.0	Well, well, first off, we're about to unbox each, maybe.
0:20.2	That's some of the so-called house you're living in.
0:23.0	What the fuck?
0:25.0	Was it built in the early 90s?
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	holocore.
0:29.0	Stain grade holocore.
0:30.0	Stain grade holocore.
0:31.0	That's like special order.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:34.0	Special ed order.
0:35.0	That's basically like you're going, uh, hey man, I want to sit you up with this gal.
0:41.0	She's fat and doesn't give blow jobs.
0:43.0	I'm in.
0:44.0	Wow, win win.
0:46.0	Check out an all new episode of Ace on the House this Saturday or visit Ace on the House.com.
0:52.0	Only on the Ace Broadcasting Network.
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