Riki Lindhome

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Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2012

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Actress, comedian, member of funny musical duo Garfunkel and Oates and fellow podcast host Riki Lindhome joins the show to talk about relationships, Valentine’s Day, the Nuvaring, the way you have to do fun stuff like go on trips and eat at nice restaurants even if you’re single, workaholism, setting boundaries, therapy, whether relationships make you less productive and the way Kinko’s doesn’t suck, which is nuts since everyone knows Kinko’s sucks.

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0:00.0	This week on Ace on the House, what happened to Spitting?
0:06.0	I don't feel like there's as much of that in movies.
0:08.0	There used to be this bit at part where the guy does the creepy drag with a hand on the back of the cheek
0:14.0	and he said, you know, we're going to learn to be friends.
0:17.0	She's like, never. You know what I mean?
0:19.0	They learn.
0:20.0	Yeah, I would be like, I don't want to get too graphic,
0:24.0	but I will instruct my daughter if some super scary drug kingpin ever abducts you.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:31.0	A gun pretend like you want to suck his cock until you can, you know.
0:34.0	And then spittin' his face.
0:35.0	No, don't spittin' his face. That's why it is cock-off.
0:37.0	No, no, I'm saying, buy yourself a little freedom.
0:40.0	Don't spittin' his face, you know what I mean?
0:42.0	That's going to piss him off.
0:43.0	Yeah, make him think you're cool to give you a little room around the compound.
0:55.0	You're listening to the ACE Broadcasting Network.
1:01.0	Hey, everyone. Before the show starts, I just wanted to talk to you guys a little bit about a few things that I have wanted to sort of set the record straight on and also just, you know, chat with you about.
1:20.0	You'll notice in this episode with Ricky Lindtom, we are talking about Valentine's Day.
1:25.0	And if you are on top of your shit, then you know the Valentine's Day was a couple weeks ago.
1:30.0	So I just wanted to address that.
1:31.0	There is a delay right now in terms of when we record versus when we air.
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