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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Dan Lippert, Jon Mackey, Ryan Rosenberg, Drew Tarver

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2015

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Big Grande - Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver, Ryan Rosenberg, and Jon Mackey are all best buds and together perform all around LA as the sketch group Big Grande. Today they join Matt Besser for a special improv5humans complete with pirate speakers, passionate waltzers, and a guy who lives in a mall. Plus, everyone shares their best Shaq story during Crap On YouTube. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! LA: Come see improv4humans LIVE at the UCB-Sunset on Tuesday February 3rd at 8:30pm. Go to www.ucbtheatre.com for tickets!

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0:00.0

Let me just tell it because it's just so weird. It's a short story, but

0:04.8

This funny kids market in my class, but wild

0:11.4

One week in in a convertible

0:16.4

Flipped the car going really fast around a corner

0:22.4

And I don't know if he came to school the next Monday or if it was a week later

0:27.5

I can't remember in my memory, but whenever he came to school

0:30.7

We're all new holy shit. He's coming to school and what's what happened? What's he gonna look like and we'd all

0:37.8

He heard that he'd lost one of his ears like it severed off one of his ears the accident

0:42.1

So we're all waiting for him to you know walk in the room and where I was gonna look at his ear right away

0:47.5

There's like there. So he walks in and

0:51.4

and

0:53.4

He already had long hair and I can't remember I don't even think we could see his ear because he just had long hair covering it anyway

1:01.3

But he had on a t-shirt and his name was Charles that said it was a bar

1:08.0

And my memory is like a Florida bar something that said

1:11.8

Charles has left to ear

1:15.4

And that was his name and that's the myth was the missing ear and it was like not something he had

1:20.5

Made it was like a bar that existed

1:24.5

And it just blew everyone's mind he kind of had this smirk on his face and everyone's like what the fuck?

1:31.3

Where do you get that t-shirt?

1:33.7

How does that exist and did you have it beforehand or did you buy it? I don't remember getting any answers to that

1:42.4

But blowing your eyes mine

1:45.3

Hey

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