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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Lauren Lapkus, Mary Holland, Gil Ozeri, Will Hines

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

What's Your Profession? - Lauren Lapkus, Mary Holland, Gil Ozeri, and Will Hines are all participants on Survivor in a special improv5humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also visit an awful joke telling dentist’s office, experience the worst road rage, and explore what happens when a witness gets thrown into different disputes. Plus, Matt reads some questionable fan letters. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

Oh man, been brushing up on Survivor, can't wait the perfect game. You're watching Survivor.

0:07.0

I'm obsessed with Survivor. Is it? Is there a new season? Really? No. You're watching watching all the old ones, yeah.

0:14.0

What?

0:16.0

Yeah.

0:18.0

On what? Hulu or something?

0:20.0

Yes. On Netflix for a while. They're on Hulu. They have season one and then they have season 12 through 26.

0:27.0

I'm almost, I'm on season 14. What got you on all this? I know. Well, I was like, my parents are really into it and so I was like, why are they so into it?

0:38.0

And I started watching it. I started with the most recent season and I got hooked and I started working backwards.

0:45.0

And now I've jumped around a bit, but I know everything about that game. It is like human chess. It's truly amazing. I would never be on it, but I love watching it.

0:55.0

It's like, it's the smartest game. I can't even tell. Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's slow down. What's so smart about it?

1:03.0

Well, it, so, it's, go ahead.

1:09.0

So they have a group of people, right? 16 people. They divide them into two tribes and the two tribes.

1:17.0

We know how. No, I need the refresher. I haven't watched it since I was like, hey, 2002 or something. So I need the refresher.

1:24.0

Yeah, they divide them into two tribes. And then those tribes, like every, every week they do challenge, a challenge or reward challenge.

1:34.0

And those rewards, you know, can be something like things to help you make shelter or things to like fishing gear.

1:42.0

Or maybe some food from the island that they're on. That's right. I don't really know this. Yeah.

1:47.0

Or there could be exemption challenges, right? Or, yeah, immunity challenges where they don't have to go to tribal council.

1:54.0

And tribal council is where you have to vote someone off. The tribe has spoken.

1:59.0

The tribe has spoken. However, what's so smart about it? Is that?

2:03.0

Oh, here we go.

2:05.0

What's so smart about it is that initially you want to win those challenges. So you want to keep your strongest players, right?

2:13.0

Okay.

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