Phil got drunk and ignored me and I’m mad about it

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	Redeem your lab bucks on free bet spins or even cash in for real money.
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0:06.4	And for extra satisfaction, here's the T's and C's.
0:08.6	Let's rock.
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0:17.5	Within them four offers or rewards Last box expire
0:22.6	For decencies are bright
0:24.6	Take time to think
0:26.6	Yeah but
0:27.6	Where I die for
0:29.6	Hear that?
0:30.6	It's your big McDonald's hunger calling
0:32.6	Because the Big Arch is back
0:34.6	And this time it's here to stay
0:36.6	With juicy beef,
0:39.6	cheddar cheese and that Big Arch sauce.
0:41.3	Hungry, you are now.
0:43.2	Order delivery on the McDonald's app.
0:47.8	Serve from 11am, upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders.
0:50.0	Subjects availability, price and participation may vary.
0:56.4	So, I am sad to announce that despite how I perceive myself, I'm a clumsy bitch.
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