What Would You Name A Dating App For Gods?

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

God asks humans what they would name a dating app for Gods. God and Satan get therapy from Psyche. God answers questions from humans about evil unicorns and the angels with many eyes. Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘You Get What You Give’ VS ‘The Bad Touch.’ After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on The God Pod.
0:02.5	What can you do to make yourself a more approachable, loving person?
0:10.0	Oh, wow. Maybe I could put like a bow in my hair?
0:14.0	Oh, that would be interesting.
0:18.0	I love Joe Biden going like, you know what I love? The new radicals.
0:24.0	Man, let me distance myself from Bernie Sanders. I don't love actual new radicals just the band.
0:34.0	Seine comes back with Ask Poppin.
0:37.0	Yes.
0:38.0	Well done, Seine.
0:40.0	He wants to be Don, but the man's a sub for sure.
0:43.0	Oh, my God.
0:45.0	Tom and the Senate, sub and the sheets.
0:47.0	Seine's a real pro.
0:49.0	The visual.
0:54.0	Welcome to The God Pod. I'm your host, God.
1:05.0	I'm here today with my pal, Satan and psyche.
1:09.0	Woohoo.
1:11.0	Oh, darling. Please believe me.
1:17.0	You're probably gonna have to cut that out. That's illegal.
1:19.0	That's a Beatles song. We'll come for you.
1:21.0	I think that's okay.
1:23.0	Yeah, we're gonna get sued by Michael Jackson's estate.
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