DAILY SHOW: Are You Showering Wrong… and Planning Your Death Right? | Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 174 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are you showering wrong? And more importantly… who gets your stuff when you die?
Today’s chaos kicks off with a surprisingly heated debate about the “correct” order to shower. Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face before body? Moon brushes his teeth in the shower like a certified menace. We discuss dermatologists claiming conditioner can clog your pores and give you body acne, and somehow that leads to a philosophical breakdown about loofahs, washcloths, and whether hotels are secretly a biohazard experiment.
Then things escalate — as they do on this daily comedy show — into a full-blown discussion about death planning. Green burials. Human composting. Hydro cremation. Viking funerals (Rafe’s preference: cannon into the ocean). Lern attended a green burial seminar and now has a death doula on speed dial. She’s planning to be tumble-dried with wood chips for 60 days and returned as nutrient-rich soil. We’re not kidding. This is real.
Rizz and his wife spent the afternoon doing estate planning, which means answering extremely uncomfortable questions like:
- Who makes medical decisions if you’re incapacitated?
- At what age should your kids get access to money?
- And how much does an onyx urn weigh? (Answer: more than you think.)
Moon shares how his dad’s ashes are currently in a stone urn — but may one day be returned to a meaningful river. We also dive into cremation trends, the future “ash epidemic,” and why talking about death might actually be healthier than pretending it’s not happening.
Oh — and somewhere in the middle of all that?
We play Matchup With Moon, argue about The Truman Show, debate the fourth-largest state, and guess how many pieces of art are in the St. Louis Art Museum (spoiler: not 317).
It’s laughs. It’s weird. It’s oddly profound. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show is supposed to be: hilarious chaos with a side of real life.
If you came for funny stories and sarcastic humor, you’re in the right place. If you stayed for compost burial logistics… honestly, same.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, weirdos? Here's a little bit of housekeeping just before we get the show rolling. |
| 0:03.6 | Don't forget, you can always follow us on our socials at R-I-Z-Z-Z show. And this week's announcement is that Raph is coming back to St. Louis, Easter weekend for five comedy shows at the Westport Funny Bone. He is risen, and it would mean a lot to see some familiar faces. Tickets are available now at St.Lewis Funnybone.com. That's ST.luis Funnybone.com. |
| 0:20.2 | That's it for this week, you goofballs. |
| 0:22.0 | Enjoy the shows. Energy up. |
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