Are You Showering Wrong?! + Trivia Chaos & Rizz’s Museum Meltdown
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
We kicked off today’s comedy podcast by tackling the most controversial debate of 2026: are you showering wrong… and have you been doing it wrong your whole life? Shampoo first? Conditioner last? Face in the middle? Teeth in the shower like some kind of chaos goblin? We learned that Moon brushes his teeth in the shower (yes, really), Riz might not understand how museums work, and apparently conditioner can clog your pores and betray you.
Then the washcloth debate broke out — and things got weird. Hotels? Loofahs? Southern Illinois traditions? Bleach? Nobody felt clean by the end of it. Especially not emotionally.
From there, it’s time for Match Up With Moon, and let’s just say Riz’s self-esteem went on a rollercoaster that OSHA would not approve. We covered everything from The Truman Show to Olympic sports, Montana geography, Ninja Turtles (culture!), Shakespeare pronunciation beef, and whether Riz knows literally anything about the St. Louis Art Museum. (Spoiler: he guessed 317 total works of art. The actual number is 37,000. We are not exaggerating.)
Round two? Golf legends, wiener schnitzel drama (veal, apparently — who knew?), and an absolutely brutal Robert Duvall tiebreaker that had the studio sweating like Moon during leg-shaving season. There were pronunciation controversies. There were technicality debates. There were accusations. There was redemption. There was shouting. There was fragile male ego on full display.
Basically: peak daily chaos.
If you love weird news, pop culture trivia, competitive meltdowns, and a group of grown adults arguing about conditioner residue, this comedy podcast delivered exactly what your morning needed.
And yes, we’re still not over the shower thing.
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| 0:00.0 | So we've all been taking showers, you know, our whole lives. |
| 0:06.3 | But have you been showering wrong this entire time? |
| 0:12.6 | There is a big debate going on right now about how the right way to shower. |
| 0:20.6 | I'm talking about the correct order to do things |
| 0:23.3 | when you take a shower. All right. Like do you wash your hair first, then your body? Yes. |
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