Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a porn getting filmed Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding! Dragon pearls… Lubin’ Toobin Facetime is different! We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What if we were on an airplane and it started going down and the masks dropped from overhead and it was all just ball gags? What then?
0:13.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:16.2	I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to look at it. It's got diseases.
0:37.7	It's carrying you. You've got brothers and your motherf your motherfucker. God damn, get it out of the house. And I'm like, Dad, please don't make me give away. Willie. Free Willie. Free Willie. Don't free Willie, dad. Don't free Willie. Please. He's my friend. This house is a mess.
0:39.1	I need some friends.
0:41.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:46.5	30 at the morning!
0:48.4	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
0:49.7	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:51.3	I'm Hambone and this is Haudley.
0:52.9	Best to you, Haudela. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the commercial break. I'm Hambone and this is Haudley. Best to you, Haudley.
0:54.4	Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Episode number 502,
1:00.0	I think we're on right now. Hope everybody enjoyed our little handbone and Haudley special.
1:04.5	Getting a lot of feedback.
1:07.6	Are we?
1:10.0	It's coming i promise
1:11.2	one of two things is going to happen
1:14.0	either we're going to see a precipitous drop in numbers
1:16.5	or people are going to write in and tell us how wonderful it is
1:19.4	i enjoyed it i'll tell you that much it was great
1:23.2	it was uh we don't get a chance to do that often because we're always pumping out new
1:26.6	content but uh took us a while but we got through it i chance to do that often because we're always pumping out new content. But it took us a while, but we got through it.
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