Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic Sriracha drama Fake spring 2.0 Don’t buy your kids toys! Lamborghini heiresses? Get your bag, sis Daddy Flaviato You can pay us to stop! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm gonna swing from the shandali.
0:07.0	From the shindily.
0:08.0	Oh, wow. Yes.
0:10.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:16.0	If you're looking for thanks, don't have a kid because they never say those words. They don't say thank you. Occasionally they say, I love you. They're good at hugging. They're fun to play with. But they're not going to say thank you for anything. And they're only going to complain about what they don't have. And then you try and take that, you know, vacuum plug out of their mouth and they throw a holy fucking shit fit. You give them the $1,000 toy you just bought them
0:39.5	and they throw it off to the side
0:40.9	and say, look, daddy, doggy, poop, poop,
0:43.5	peepie, pooh, pooh.
0:45.5	The next episode of the commercial break
0:48.4	starts now.
0:53.3	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
0:54.7	Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the beautiful co-host of this show. Kristen, Joy, Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Do you like a good hot talk? I love a good hot dog. Oh, yeah. I love a good hot talk, especially those ballpark hot talks, goddamn motherfucking fucking fuck.
1:14.1	Because I know that they're. Do you like a good hot? I love a good hot dog. Oh, yeah. I love a good hot dog, especially those ballpark hot dogs.
1:12.0	God damn, motherfucking fucking fuck.
1:14.1	Because I know that they're probably the worst kind of hot dogs available to no demand.
1:18.7	Yeah.
1:19.0	And hot dogs aren't exactly at the ballpark or the ballpark brand.
1:23.1	No, you know, I can never seem to find the exact same tasting hot dog at the ballpark.
1:30.6	I've tried them all.
1:31.7	I've tried ballpark.
1:32.8	I've tried them all of them.
1:35.1	And even Nathan's famous.
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