TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | But in the 80s, I was a straight-up dick, and it was different then. |
| 0:04.1 | I mean, we didn't have queer-eyed. |
| 0:06.7 | You know, we didn't have anything like that, you know, and it was dangerous to be gay, |
| 0:12.1 | and it was very hard. |
| 0:13.3 | It was like the 80s, and I was like, I'm gay! |
| 0:16.4 | I'm gay! |
| 0:17.2 | I had, like, really heavy boots and, like, cargo pants with lots of shit in the pockets, |
| 0:23.3 | like carabiners and D-rings and measuring tape. |
| 0:30.1 | Lesbians just like to hook shit on other shit. It starts with a fucking friendship bracelet, |
| 0:36.2 | and then you're just hooking one thing and do another bracelet and then hook in one thing |
| 0:38.2 | and do another thing |
| 0:39.1 | and then it's a U-Haul. |
| 0:44.3 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:47.5 | Were you Dominatrix for a while also? |
| 0:49.3 | Yeah, but I am like a better raw chef |
| 0:52.0 | than I am. |
| 0:52.9 | I'm like really bad dominatrix. |
| 0:54.9 | Like I'm really like, what do they want? |
| 0:58.0 | Right. |
| 0:58.8 | Really? |
| 0:59.3 | I'm so indecisive and I'm really like I have no conviction. |
| 1:03.1 | That's the worst. |
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