Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a porn getting filmed Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding! Dragon pearls… Lubin’ Toobin Facetime is different! We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, to be sound asleep, snuggling fresh sheets in a perfectly plump pillow, but you're still
0:07.4	wide awake.
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0:20.4	breath and close your eyes.
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0:27.5	Premier Inn.
0:28.4	Sleep is our thing.
0:30.7	This episode is brought to you by LinkedIn Sales Navigator.
0:34.0	Are you struggling to close deals?
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0:54.8	LinkedIn.com slash solutions. That's LinkedIn.com slash solutions.
0:59.7	What if we were on an airplane and it started going down and the masks dropped from overhead and it was all just ball gags? What then?
1:10.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
1:15.0	I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to look at it.
1:20.0	It's got diseases.
1:21.0	It's care you, you've got brothers and motherfucker God damn get it out of the house
1:25.1	and I'm like dad please don't make me don't make me give away willy
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