The Shat Prophecies

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 11.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're in the studio, audio only, what's going on.
0:03.2	Audio only this week.
0:04.6	We went dark, anti-fod came and hacked our systems.
0:06.3	Antifah crashed to YouTube, although it could have been provocateurs, dude.
0:10.5	Who knows?
0:11.1	It might not even have been anti-father destroyed.
0:13.2	Could have been neo-Nazi preocators as well.
0:16.0	It's somebody's on to us.
0:17.1	Somebody's got our number.
0:18.2	Yeah.
0:18.6	It's either the fascist or the communist.
0:20.3	We're just true Americans just in the, saying both you guys are gay both you're gay you don't tread on us on the
0:27.5	you tubes no we can't figure out how to work our switcher yet so yeah we're in the studio we're we're
0:33.3	anti-fau we're in person now dude how weird is I know I know it's been you know I like
0:39.1	it's three months dude I feel like we're like Civil War pen pals right now
0:42.1	true this is how it used to be you just didn't see any of I feel like we're like Civil War pen pals right now. True.
0:43.0	This is how it used to be.
0:44.0	You just didn't see any of your boys for like three months at a time.
0:47.0	How did they even chill back then?
0:49.0	They didn't chill.
0:50.0	Like, dude, I haven't seen you in like 14 years, dude.
0:52.0	I'm dying to chill.
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