D&D Minus Episode 96: Ness with the Best

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🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Here it is...the season's grand finale. Thanks so much for listening

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Music by Morgan Clarke and Anna Bosnick

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0:00.0	Hello, I am a chum, the cat of many hats, and last time on D&D Minus, we journeyed into one of my own memories and experienced the trauma of being such a good little kitten that people were actually intimidated by how cool I was.
0:20.0	And that's why I wasn't adopted, and so I became
0:22.8	an alleycat and fought my formidable foe Bartholomew, the mouse. And after eons, it feels, of trying
0:32.1	to have a cute little mousy snack, I slapped that rodent motherfucker into hell where he belongs. Also,
0:39.1	I met my wizard friend
0:41.0	and decided to keep him as
0:43.3	a pet. He
0:45.2	gave me my first little hat and everything.
0:47.7	Honestly, probably the high point
0:49.3	of the whole season. Let's be honest.
0:50.6	Music and let's be honest. That was really fucking good.
1:25.1	Yeah.
1:25.3	I said a message to Eli afterwards,
1:27.2	and I said, dude, that was a Pratchett-esque episode. That was really good. Yeah. I said a message to Eli afterwards and I said,
1:27.5	dude, that was fucking, that was a Pratchett-esque episode. That was so fucking incredible. Thank you. Yeah, incredible. Steal from the best. Fuck yeah, man. Just like Terry Pratchett. Hey, wait, is this my last, last time on D&D minus? Well, I mean, it depends on how the episode. We could, we could just chat and have a second to last episode, but I'm guessing it's the last.
1:47.3	No way.
1:47.9	We're going to find out the hard way.
1:49.4	Depends on whether or not we die.
1:51.3	It might not survive today.
1:52.5	It would also be the last episode if you die.
1:55.4	As the image of a chum being carried inside fades from view, you find yourselves back in the library of ignorance.
2:02.8	Hovering in front of the weeping maiden is a final silver sphere of memory.
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