The Neon Raceway, where men, monkeys, and sometimes characters from Animal Crossing, come to prove their medal on the only road that matters the one made out of rainbows your

crew has been part of this scene since before blue shells had spikes ruling them with the only power

these streets have ever known speed racers introduce yourselves what up um b. I wasn't mentioned my type. I think I'm a, am I a dragon? I think I'm a dragon. I don't think dragons have turtle shells, dude. I'm a little grandiose. I'm a reptile. Some kind of reptile. You're a turtle. Turtle. You're a giant turtle. Cooper. I'm a big, I'm a big turtle with spikiness. I have spiciness.

I have spirals. The spikiness doesn't really have, like, doesn't really ever factor into anything, though. It's just, you're just spikis. Yeah, dragons have that, but no, it's a good point. I'm a turtle. I'm a turt, kind of like a badass turtle. We could all agree probably badass turtle right oh yeah you know you're pretty very for turtles you're like totally badass yeah

thank you i'm donkey kong by the way i'm a Badass Turtle. We could all agree probably badass turtle, right? Oh, yeah. You're pretty, very per turtles. You're like totally badass.

Yeah. Thank you.

I'm Donkey Kong, by the way. I'm a fucking gorilla. They're just basically badass. You don't have to, you don't have to modify I'm a badass gorilla. You're just, you know, if you're a grilla, the badass area is just kind of assumed. Yeah, it's pretty clear.

But just circling back when I said, I'm a badass,

I feel like only one person agreed.

Was everybody else on board with that,

that I'm kind of like a badass turtle?

I mean, I'm a badass, I feel like only one person agreed. Was everybody else on board with that, that I'm kind of like a badass turtle? I mean, I was pointing it out because I wear a tie, a necktie, and that kind of throws people off. They think, you know, you probably are less badass than most guerrillas wearing a neck tie as you do. But no, I am like a normal level of guerrilla badassery.

This is a cool tie.

It's a cool tie.

I felt like, yeah.

Nobody else, though?

Yellow is my color, isn't it?

Really?

Yeah, contrasts with the eyes.

We're both big.

Who the fuck are you guys?

Somebody else go.

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