Hello, I am a chum, the cat of many hats.

And last time on D&D minus, we explored a memory from Gravy's past in Caninania.

Caninalei, canina?

Canina?

Back when he was an acolyte of Bastion of the unrelenting airbud puns,

young gravy, no relation to the rapper, although that is hilarious,

defeated his master in combat only to find himself no longer.

The majestic anthropomorphic dog breed of Canis.

But a normal regular-grade human?

What? I couldn't believe it. He actually thinks he's people now. I'm I'm Is he? Is he people now?

He's a person, yeah. Cool. I'm just a guy now. You're just a guy now.

Just a guy. Yeah. Sylvester Stallone specifically. That's right. Did the dog stuff give you any advantage or no? Not. Like when you were a dog. I think there was like some scent stuff that he never used. Oh, like my canis features and traits. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the pissing thing helped, right, in the last fight. That's true. The ability to have dog urine.

Yeah, it's just going to be a guy's piss now. I don't think that would have the same effect. Fun fact, you can still stand to pee. Do I still have keen sense? Probably not. No. Okay, keen sense is gone. Keynescence is gone. All right. No more keen sense is for you. Wild. Don't think you ever used keen sense.

You did never used keen sense.

You did never use keen sense. It just means I'm proficient in perception. I'm not very perceptive. So that sounds right. Yeah. No, it's all coming together. You're short-sighted now. Just stumbling through the rest of the episodes. you don't get time to take in Gravy's new human form

because, as the bastion of unrelenting duty fades before you,

the places and people of this world once again fade away into darkness.

I'm just picturing myself realizing I'm a naked human and running away,

and that's why you get to see it.

And then you notice what's between your legs and you start chasing yourself in a circle again.

But like a somersault, though, like not around but over.

He's so upset.

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