Hello, I am a chum, the cat of many hats, and last time on D&D minus,

we went back into the memories of Damien and crashed his sister's birthday party with a battle of the bands,

freeing him from his past, and were rewarded with one of Asmodius's repressed memories.

Something about a kid, I guess.

I don't know.

We were rocking pretty hard.

Damien's dad bit of guys head off.

Wild.

I hope the next memory is therapy.

I'm gonna' I'm gonna I'm The My instrument was laptop.

Also, I lived in a cupboard under the stairs.

I did not know that about myself.

Yeah, you had like a very

JK rolling. I'd have played this season very differently. Well, that's because that's why you

locked the memory out, right? Like this. That's why we're gone. It's so repressed.

That's why you're so emo. I'm a DJ. That's right. For not go swarman. You should definitely repress that memory.

Yeah, the third memory is just going to be us all remembering gravy as a DJ.

As the darkness around you dissolves for a moment, you think something has gone wrong.

Everywhere around you remains dark, but then you realize, wherever you have appeared, it's blackest night. I have night vision. Don't we all have night vision? You definitely don't have night vision. No, I don't. I'm sorry. You're just a guy. I'm a cat. I don't read. I canonically would love for Vardos to have night vision

just for no reason. I had night vision for a whole season and it never fucking mattered. And right

now it's like so now I'm... You know what it is? It's because he's never jerked off. He has

night vision. I gotta eat more carrots. They don't tell you that. But if you never jerk off, you do get night vision.

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