D*ckonomics
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When people found out you could light these on fire with a magnifying glass, how does that even work? |
| 0:03.7 | I it let it find like the |
| 0:09.4 | Sure, love tonight's top story cock are we in we're in great good are we but that's yeah |
| 0:15.9 | It's not crazy. We come to this planet with penises and figured out. Yeah, there's no |
| 0:22.2 | Plant and that the only plan the only sort of like instructional manual you have is the Bible, but you know, it's funny is what the Bible |
| 0:30.6 | I'm Jewish Jesus was a Jew |
| 0:33.6 | Fucking shoot myself in the head happy birthday jack happy belated happy birthday get some rest |
| 0:43.9 | What was it saying you know it's funny. He's like your dick |
| 0:46.3 | It you don't have to tell it to do anything and it tells you what you want |
| 0:51.5 | You're sitting in your dick's like I have an idea. That's a light bulb for your cock is when it gets hard |
| 0:56.4 | But it's never it's never a good idea. Oh, you're dick has no good ideas. Well sometimes |
| 1:02.1 | Sometimes you should be in it. Yeah, but that's like big that's your bladder |
| 1:06.1 | Your dick is we're at the zoo and we're 13 years old and you see a rhinoceros the fat ass |
| 1:14.0 | I said a rhinoceros is a fat ass and then your dick's like |
| 1:17.1 | What |
| 1:19.1 | What |
| 1:21.1 | What we see nothing, but you know what I mean no |
| 1:26.8 | Right, but it's like a monkey but I'm saying whoa I'm a heart you could be omission |
| 1:32.0 | I've no idea what the fuck the internet I heard that |
| 1:34.2 | Okay, you be honest have no idea what the fuck porn is never seen a bosom in your life. Yes, that's one that I |
| 1:39.4 | Don't believe it. I know the people like no electricity. Oh really they use electricity for things |
| 1:44.4 | You have to like if they're running a business all of a sudden they can use no, no, I'm a spare you have to pay the money or head |
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