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Stiff Socks

D*ckonomics

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on some insane travel stories, trading dick for McNuggets, and Trev's awful time at an AirBNB. They also hear from a listener that did the seggs in a barn and come up with ways to make condoms better.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

When people found out you could light these on fire with a magnifying glass, how does that even work?

0:03.7

I it let it find like the

0:09.4

Sure, love tonight's top story cock are we in we're in great good are we but that's yeah

0:15.9

It's not crazy. We come to this planet with penises and figured out. Yeah, there's no

0:22.2

Plant and that the only plan the only sort of like instructional manual you have is the Bible, but you know, it's funny is what the Bible

0:30.6

I'm Jewish Jesus was a Jew

0:33.6

Fucking shoot myself in the head happy birthday jack happy belated happy birthday get some rest

0:43.9

What was it saying you know it's funny. He's like your dick

0:46.3

It you don't have to tell it to do anything and it tells you what you want

0:51.5

You're sitting in your dick's like I have an idea. That's a light bulb for your cock is when it gets hard

0:56.4

But it's never it's never a good idea. Oh, you're dick has no good ideas. Well sometimes

1:02.1

Sometimes you should be in it. Yeah, but that's like big that's your bladder

1:06.1

Your dick is we're at the zoo and we're 13 years old and you see a rhinoceros the fat ass

1:14.0

I said a rhinoceros is a fat ass and then your dick's like

1:17.1

What

1:19.1

What

1:21.1

What we see nothing, but you know what I mean no

1:26.8

Right, but it's like a monkey but I'm saying whoa I'm a heart you could be omission

1:32.0

I've no idea what the fuck the internet I heard that

1:34.2

Okay, you be honest have no idea what the fuck porn is never seen a bosom in your life. Yes, that's one that I

1:39.4

Don't believe it. I know the people like no electricity. Oh really they use electricity for things

1:44.4

You have to like if they're running a business all of a sudden they can use no, no, I'm a spare you have to pay the money or head

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