228: DiGiorno's Deep D*ck Pizza

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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The boys cover a lot of ground in this one - from Michael getting absolutely DOMMED by a lady, to why beautiful women always seem to be on boats, and why James Harden gets his basketball powers from local strip clubs. They also decide that wind is dumb and hear from a listener that reaallyyyy loves music festival season.

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0:00.0	But I think a medium where it is like a warm pink center.
0:03.0	I'm hard.
0:03.8	What is it?
0:05.9	Yeah, you're just you're a break up on the guy describing steak.
0:09.1	You're like slower.
0:11.3	Hello, hello, Michael Blaster's going to be doing stand up comedy.
0:14.1	I'll tell you where this freaking weekend.
0:16.1	I mean, Toledo, Ohio, Holy Toledo.
0:18.8	There you go.
0:20.2	Dude, two of the four shows of sold out very low takers on two that are not sold out.
0:23.4	So go get your tickets before you cannot.
0:24.9	June 23rd to the 24th.
0:26.5	I will be in San Francisco.
0:28.0	Two shows already sold out.
0:29.0	The other two are very low takers as well.
0:30.5	July 6th of 9th.
0:31.5	I'll be in Washington.
0:32.5	DC first time my mom is coming to watch me do stand up.
0:35.2	So go get your tickets before you can.
0:36.4	I'm very nervous.
0:37.2	July 21st to 22nd.
0:38.6	I'll be in Sacramento, California.
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