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Hey, everybody. Robert here. Just introducing, we've got another rerun. This is the first time we've done two weeks in a row.

Normally, we just do one week at the end of the year. But all of the other shows on our network and most of the other shows that I know in podcasting take off two weeks.

And Sophie was like, hey, Robert, why don't you actually take off two weeks instead of cramming during your vacation to write another podcast so that we don't fall behind?

And I was like, you know what, Sophie?

That's a pretty good idea. So anyway, that's what we don't fall behind. And I was like, you know what, Sophie? That's a pretty good idea.

So anyway, that's what we're doing.

Enjoy this episode on how cigarettes invented everything.

Oh, welcome once again to Behind the Bastards, the only podcast where the host regularly says that his show is cash money.

I'm Robert Evans here to talk with you about bad people. Sophie Lichtenen seems very unhappy, which is not cash money of her. I just have extreme

secondhand embarrassment. Well, that's too bad, Sophie, because I'm bringing it back. Bringing back

the phrase. As you know, everything you do reflects on me for some God forsaken reason. I know. And

that is not very cash money of you, Robert.

I think it's extremely cash money of me.

But here to be the tie-breaking vote is James Stout.

Now, James, you're British.

So the phrase cash money may not mean much to you.

In your language, I would say it's drawings of an elderly man who's never worked a day in his life.

Yeah, it is now.

It is now.

Cash money has very little value when it's tied to the life expectancy of an inbred old person with sausage fingers.

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