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Hey, everybody. Robert here. Just introducing, we've got another rerun. This is the first time we've done two weeks in a row.

Normally, we just do one week at the end of the year. But all of the other shows on our network and most of the other shows that I know in podcasting take off two weeks.

And Sophie was like, hey, Robert, why don't you actually take off two weeks instead of cramming during your vacation to write another podcast so that we don't fall behind?

And I was like, you know what, Sophie?

That's a pretty good idea. So anyway, that's what we don't fall behind. And I was like, you know what, Sophie? That's a pretty good idea.

So anyway, that's what we're doing.

Enjoy this episode on how cigarettes invented everything.

Ah!

Should really get that checked out.

Cut me blowing my nose.

But keep the yell.

Keep the yell.

It sounded like a wounded elephant.

I feel like a wounded elephant.

The pollen count in Oregon right now is unbelievable.

I just went outside during the break between episode recordings and episodes. in Oregon right now is unbelievable.

I just went outside during the break between episode recordings and emptied a magazine from an AR-15 into a tree,

but it does not appear to have solved the problem.

Now, you've got to get heavier than that, man.

I should have used the 308, you know?

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