Cwarantine Comfort with dr. Linda James

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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🗓️ 14 April 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

It’s the beginning of their fifth official week in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy decide that they need to seek professional help if they are going to live to see another day in isolation. So, they call on their good friend, dr. Linda James (who is not a doctor) to guide them through some self-care tips that he offers on his Cool, Comfort Podcast. His voice is soothing, and his advice is good, which is the perfect anecdote for the first half of the episode, which features Julie & Brandy’s ragey-recap of this week’s CoronaVirus Live and Melania Trump robotically reading her favorite children’s book, The Little Rabbit. The sound still sucks, and the girls are still annoying, but hey! What else do you have to do? **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics America's gotten kind of white
0:06.4	But we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast
0:12.9	We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack that's why it's a dumb gay podcast
0:19.4	A dumb gay political podcast
0:22.4	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit
0:26.5	Mmm, it's all shit, it's all shit
0:31.3	I mean, are we gonna die?
0:33.3	I don't know
0:34.8	I-I hear you scream, I am extreme
0:37.5	It's all shit, the-uh, the shit is bananas
0:41.2	B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, this shit is trumpet, husk, T-R-U-M-P-A-N-S
0:48.5	What?
0:49.6	I don't know, I don't even know
0:52.8	Hello everybody and welcome to DumbGay Quarantine Politics, I'm Julie
0:57.6	And I'm Brandy
0:58.6	And this is the podcast where we talk about the We Can Coronavirus, like we're talking about reality TV
1:03.6	Happy Easter, ma-miao
1:05.6	Happy Easter
1:06.6	Turns out holidays and quarantine are just as fucking lame as normal holidays
1:11.8	You didn't go into an Easter celebration via Zoom or via whatever
1:19.8	I was negative, incinical, and turned off to Easter like I always am
1:26.0	It was just normal for me, I forgot about it basically
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