Lea Black is a QuaranTeen Dream

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, News, Comedy

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🗓️ 7 April 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

It’s their fourth week in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy have lost all track of time and space. Are they happy? Are they sad? Are they hysterical? Are they insane? Are they even still in LA? They’re definitely confused & scared, and they desperately need a grounding presence to make them feel normal again. Thankfully, that presence shows up in the form of the one and only, Lea Black. Lea is not just an iconic Bravo housewife from Miami, she’s an angel sent to save the girls from their own psychosis. Her voice is like moisturizer on their overly-sanitized hands, and they can’t get enough. If you too have dry skin & extreme paranoia, then grab some earbuds, and continue sitting on your couch, because Lea Black is your temporary remedy. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics America's gotten kind of white
0:06.4	But we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast
0:13.0	We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack that's right to dumb gay podcasts
0:19.4	I dumb gay political podcast
0:23.4	It's all shit. It's all shit
0:25.4	It's all shit. It's all shit
0:32.4	Are we gonna die? I don't know
0:34.4	I hear extreme I am extreme. It's all shit of the shit is
0:40.4	But man, let's be it
0:43.4	This shit is Trump and husk T are you MP a N is
0:49.4	What? I don't know. I don't even know
0:52.4	Hello, hello, hello, everybody. Welcome to dumb gay quarantine politics. I'm Julie and I'm Brandy and this is the podcast where we talk about the weekend Corona virus like we're talking about reality TV
1:06.4	Girl, girl another week in quarantine another no dollars
1:14.4	Shout out to Steve Julie's landlord who's not gonna let her pay less rent or give her any sort of breaks at all
1:21.1	Despite all her stand-up gigs being canceled, right? Yeah, that's right. Hopefully Steve listens and as of yet
1:28.4	I have not frozen my mortgage. Oh or paid it this month, okay?
1:33.0	My corona. Hey, my corona. That is your current. Well, you know it. It is your right not to pay it and you will not get in trouble
1:40.3	Okay, is that what you're gonna do?
1:42.7	Well, unfortunately, I don't have a mortgage so it's a little different
1:45.7	Yeah, but you don't have to pay your rent. He can't evict you
1:49.0	He can't but I will eventually have to pay it. That's the problem same same Z's
1:53.9	Oh, you know what I mean? There's no getting out of paying it the
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