Qwarantine Qrazy

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, News, Comedy

4.8 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy have lost their damn minds. The Corona goblins are lurking in the walls, and it’s a full-time job keeping them at bay. But, the girls manage (barely) to get it together with the help of their former intern, Aran O’roe, who calls the drug-den to fill them in on all the Bernie Sanders goss. Aran is a star, and he does his best, but the sound sucks, and the girls are manic,. This episode should come with a warning that says: ‘best enjoyed while high.’ **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Childhood should be fun. Don't let bed wetting spoil that.
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1:34.0	I don't know. I hear you're extreme. I am extreme. It's all shit up off this shit is button and us be.
1:41.0	A A A A A A A A A A S this shit is trumpet.
1:45.0	This is T R U M P A N N S. What? I don't know. I don't even know.
1:54.0	Hey everybody! Welcome to DumbGate Quarantine Politics. I'm Julie. And I'm Brandy.
1:59.0	And this is the podcast where we talk about the Week in Coronavirus. Like we're talking about reality TV.
2:05.0	Yeah and the reality show is across between hoarders and snap and it's set in a rehab centre and it's called Carino 911.
2:14.0	Okay. Oh. What are you talking about? I need more toilet paper. Get out of here!
2:21.0	Yeah. I mean the fucking horses have left the stable or what is it called? I have the horses have left the stable.
2:29.0	I found one roll of toilet paper the other day. I gave it to you.
2:34.0	You found a package of toilet paper. I found a package of toilet paper.
2:38.0	But it was too late because I had already lost my damn mind. Okay.
2:41.0	Crazy people. The last thing they need is toilet paper. Okay. What I need is some bipolar meds and I need them stacked.
2:47.0	Because my daughter is watching me not be able to get out. She knows why mommy can't get out of bed today.
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