Turning Mass Shootings Into Mass Wealth Using This One Weird Trick

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Timothy Lapre’s Total School Shooting Personal Wealth Transformation System Program 2:08.813 RIP The People’s Court 10:51.030 The Jerry Springer Show Was Awful In Its Later Years 18:30.480 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee / Flower Making Basket 23:36.398 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:40.023 AI Has Some Fork Idea For Us To Try 29:22.967 Soverign Citizen Scam Products / Services 35:07.940 Walmart Sells Offensive Shirt Everyone Wants 41:21.041 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:29.535 BE […]

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0:00.0	It freaks its Wednesday April 12th 2023 coming up on the program today money power wealth and money
0:06.5	How to cash in on the lucrative school shooting industry plus the people's court sure got rapy
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0:34.7	I'm cutting the fuck a spot Tony
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1:08.5	Okay, do it over fucking this asshole fuck these words. I mean, I mean he's got words that he don't even need
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