Current or Former MISSING PERSONS... What's your Story?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Current or former missing persons, what is your story? |
| 0:05.0 | When I was young, probably about six, I think, my family went on vacation to Yosemite. |
| 0:11.0 | We stayed in a small cabin at a campground. I met another kid who was a bit older than me and we went exploring. |
| 0:17.0 | Apparently we went a bit too far and eventually ran into a bear cub. We just stood and stared at each |
| 0:23.4 | other for a few minutes and went our separate ways. When I got back to the cabin, I found out that |
| 0:28.5 | the park rangers had been looking out for me because my parents had no idea where I was. For some |
| 0:33.9 | reason, they didn't think my bear story was as cool as I did. |
| 0:38.7 | My sister once had the entire neighbourhood, the police department, and God knows who else, out |
| 0:43.4 | looking for her. It turns out she had crawled behind the sofa and fallen asleep on top |
| 0:47.7 | of an air conditioning vent for about five hours. My mum went inside as the sun started to go |
| 0:53.0 | down and sat down on the couch to cry. |
| 0:55.9 | My sister then crawled out from behind the couch and started petting her on the head and asking her what was wrong. |
| 1:01.8 | I got tired of my dad's constant drunken bull crap, so I ran away at 15. |
| 1:07.1 | KSP found me less than a week later drunk as F in a train yard by where I lived. |
| 1:11.6 | Dad was pretty upset, but he got sober and stopped being a jerk after that. |
| 1:15.6 | We made amends before he passed. |
| 1:17.6 | Had a great relationship after he got sober. |
| 1:20.6 | He'd spent 22 years in the Navy and was bitter and angry after him and my mum got divorced. |
| 1:25.6 | I don't and didn't hate him for that. It was just a let |
| 1:28.9 | down at the time because I idolized the man, only to see him come apart and take it out on me. |
| 1:35.2 | Not really missing, but my parents flipped and filed a missing person report when they |
| 1:39.7 | couldn't find me. I was left at Walmart by them, and the only reason they found me was because |
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