meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Am I the Genius?

Current or Former MISSING PERSONS... What's your Story?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Am I the Genius? is the show where you get real answers to questions you've always wondered but didn't think to ask. Subscribe on YouTube - youtube.com/@amithegenius?sub_confirmation=1 Am I the Jerk? on Instagram - instagram.com/amithegenius Am I the Jerk? on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/0uEkxvRMpxLuuHeyPVVioF?si=b279dadfe593432b x.com/amithejerk facebook.com/amithejerk SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORIES HERE ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ http://amithejerk.com/submit Mint Mobile - Get this new customer offer and your 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/AITJ Quince - Keep it classic and cool — with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/AITJ for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns. EveryPlate - Dig into these flavor-packed meals your household will love. New customers can enjoy this special offer of only $1.99 a meal. Go to everyplate.com/podcast and use code AITG199 to get started. Green Chef - Head to Greenchef.com/50AITJ and use code 50AITJ to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Lola Blankets - Get 35% off your entire order at Lolablankets.com by using code AITJ at checkout. Uncommon Goods - To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/AITJ Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer. Uncommon Goods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Current or former missing persons, what is your story?

0:05.0

When I was young, probably about six, I think, my family went on vacation to Yosemite.

0:11.0

We stayed in a small cabin at a campground. I met another kid who was a bit older than me and we went exploring.

0:17.0

Apparently we went a bit too far and eventually ran into a bear cub. We just stood and stared at each

0:23.4

other for a few minutes and went our separate ways. When I got back to the cabin, I found out that

0:28.5

the park rangers had been looking out for me because my parents had no idea where I was. For some

0:33.9

reason, they didn't think my bear story was as cool as I did.

0:38.7

My sister once had the entire neighbourhood, the police department, and God knows who else, out

0:43.4

looking for her. It turns out she had crawled behind the sofa and fallen asleep on top

0:47.7

of an air conditioning vent for about five hours. My mum went inside as the sun started to go

0:53.0

down and sat down on the couch to cry.

0:55.9

My sister then crawled out from behind the couch and started petting her on the head and asking her what was wrong.

1:01.8

I got tired of my dad's constant drunken bull crap, so I ran away at 15.

1:07.1

KSP found me less than a week later drunk as F in a train yard by where I lived.

1:11.6

Dad was pretty upset, but he got sober and stopped being a jerk after that.

1:15.6

We made amends before he passed.

1:17.6

Had a great relationship after he got sober.

1:20.6

He'd spent 22 years in the Navy and was bitter and angry after him and my mum got divorced.

1:25.6

I don't and didn't hate him for that. It was just a let

1:28.9

down at the time because I idolized the man, only to see him come apart and take it out on me.

1:35.2

Not really missing, but my parents flipped and filed a missing person report when they

1:39.7

couldn't find me. I was left at Walmart by them, and the only reason they found me was because

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from amithejerk.com, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of amithejerk.com and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.