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Am I the Genius?

What MAJOR INJUSTICE are you STILL Salty about Years Later?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What major injustice are you still salty about years later?

0:05.3

In a fifth grade science test, the question was, are there any stars in the solar system?

0:11.3

I answered, yes. The teacher marked it wrong. I went up afterwards and said,

0:17.0

What about the sun? He said he meant all the other stars aren't in our solar system and he kept

0:22.2

it marked wrong. Although I'm harboring this for 50 years now, he was all around one of the best

0:27.1

teachers I've ever had and just passed away a week or so ago. But damn, that should have been

0:32.0

marked right. When I was in high school, someone tagged up the school. They announced there'd be a reward for anyone who rats anyone else out.

0:40.5

I got called in the office and found out I was suspended for vandalization.

0:44.4

I didn't do it and I had no idea who.

0:47.1

Four days later, I'm allowed to come back to school because they found out who actually

0:50.6

did it.

0:51.6

I just got an apology.

0:53.9

Me and some others in primary school were saying

0:56.0

the biggest numbers we knew of. Everyone was saying like 100,000 and a million, and then I'm like

1:01.7

a trillion, and they refused to believe it was a real number. On a fourth grade math test,

1:08.0

we had to make a shape that had only four sides, one set of parallel

1:11.4

lines, and only one right angle. They were probably more requirements, but I can't remember.

1:16.6

I remember almost crying at my desk and spending 20 minutes on that one question,

1:20.6

while constantly telling my teacher that it wasn't possible, but according to her it was.

1:25.1

And the next day, we went over the answer key and the answer had

1:28.2

two right angles. When I was in high school, I was occasionally allowed to drive my family's third car.

1:35.1

It had a slow leak in one of the tyres, so we were all supposed to check the pressure and put air

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