What WILD DRIVE-THROUGH Story Do You Have that all your Colleagues THINK you MADE UP?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 30 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What did you see go down at a drive-through that all of your colleagues thought you made up? |
| 0:05.0 | There were two homeless people fighting in the parking lot. |
| 0:08.0 | Some guy rolled up to the speaker with two kids in the back, and I heard him say, |
| 0:12.0 | Do you guys want to watch them fight? |
| 0:14.0 | Okay, I'll go get the food, you guys stay here. |
| 0:17.0 | I was watching on the security camera as this man let out two kids, around six and eight years |
| 0:21.2 | old respectively, just so those two could stand by the dumpster and watch two drunk guys beat the |
| 0:26.1 | crap out of each other with bricks. Sickening. I worked at a McDonald's and the most memorable one |
| 0:32.4 | was a woman who got a call after she placed an order and then burst out crying. The person in her passenger side asks, what's wrong? |
| 0:40.3 | And she responds with her windows still down, my dad just died. |
| 0:44.0 | Taking her payment was extremely uncomfortable. |
| 0:46.9 | I found out my mom was dead in a Taco Bell drive-thru, not sure what this adds, |
| 0:50.6 | except that I relate to that person's need to say something in that moment. |
| 0:54.0 | Instead, I just went back to work for the night and finished my shift. Kind of a backwards example, but one time I was having a tough day and my roommate and I went to grab food from this local diner's drive-thru. She wanted to get food from somewhere else, so I just got a burger and fries. After a bunch of driving around, she finally decided she wanted food from there, so he went back, and I got a shake, and she got fries. And then after we'd already ordered, I said to her how I honestly wanted more fries, but one, I shouldn't spend any more money, and two, we'd already finished the order, and three, the drive-through guy was going to hardcore judge me, especially since we'd already been through the drive-thru guy was going to hardcore judge me, especially |
| 1:28.1 | since we'd already been through the drive-thru in the last 30 minutes. When we pulled up to the window, |
| 1:32.9 | the guy gave us our food and then gave me some fries and said, no judgment, it's on the house, |
| 1:37.9 | and winked at me. It was super nice, but I also died of embarrassment, and that was the day I learned |
| 1:43.0 | they can hear you, even when |
| 1:44.6 | you don't think they can. A girl was in the middle of ordering when her boyfriend called her. |
| 1:50.3 | He was breaking up with her, as well as confessing that he had been cheating on her. Her car put the |
| 1:55.9 | call through the speakers. I couldn't comp her order, but I did tell the person at the other window |
| 2:00.3 | to give her a free |
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