“AAA is Your Dad Now” with Greg Fitzsimmons | 16

I Love My Kid, But...

Wondery

Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy

4.9 • 756 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

This week comedian Greg Fitzsimmons joins Megan, Chris, and Kurt. They love their kids, BUT… becoming a parent has definitely unlocked some deep-seated rage within all of them! Chris opens up about hucking a hot LaCroix at a driver after a near-miss fender bender while Greg admits that his rage is no match for his daughter when it comes to poolside family reunions. But despite all their rage, the crew can rest a little easier knowing that one day they might channel all that parental aggression into something productive, like teaming up with their adult children to swindle slimy pool sharks at the local billiard hall… Ok, maybe that’s just Fitz and his daughter.

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0:00.0	Hey, fellow parents. Just a heads up that this show may have kid in the title, but it is not for
0:05.8	kids. We cuss a lot. And so if you're with your kids, you might want to save this for later.
0:17.5	Hey, I'm Greg Fitzsimmons. Love my kids.
0:26.0	But they get to an age where they think they're cooler than you.
0:30.7	And you just want to look at them and go, hey, you don't know me, motherfucker.
0:35.2	From Wondery, I'm Chris Garcia.
0:36.2	I'm Megan Galey.
0:37.4	And I'm Kurt Brown-Oller.
0:37.7	And this is I Love My Kid, but...
0:40.1	Welcome, folks.
0:54.6	I love my kid, but the parenting show that will not help you in any way, shape, or four.
1:01.3	We have no help to give.
1:02.9	Moral support.
1:04.1	It's moral support.
1:05.0	Maybe we'll empathize with you.
1:07.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:07.1	Some of the reviews say we are helping them.
1:10.1	Okay, great.
1:10.3	You know what?
1:10.6	I actually, actually got recognized.
1:13.6	Recognized.
1:14.2	Yeah.
	...

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