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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Cunnilingus Ready

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Back In The ER! 2:29.659 The Free Shitting Movement 8:03.131 The Free Bleeding Movement 9:43.232 The Angriest Man In The World Vs. The Police 16:55.009 David Super N-Word Is Back And Babbling 23:16.515 Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:41.658 How Many Reps Can Your Rectum Do? 30:17.581 The Pedophile Is […]

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks, it's Monday, April 18th, 2022 coming up on the program today.

0:05.0

Why won't you use anything to sop up all that blood for the love of God?

0:10.0

Plus doing anal curls, an old homeless pervert versus a meth head police officer,

0:16.7

and pedo misdirection.

0:18.4

All coming up today.

0:19.2

You know, remind me my father.

0:24.0

Remind you before.

0:25.0

Yeah, but I kind of find a different word for that, probably peaceful or sometimes beautiful,

0:30.0

or I can say love either way.

0:32.0

My name is David, and that's the argument and he he

0:36.3

learned his up there he got Ian with a dinosaur. The dinosaur ate him? He eats the guy, but he didn't. By the time point

0:49.1

or make him go down further into the house. He's so happy there. So he's traveling through time.

0:57.6

Yes he is. So he goes to the dinosaur time and he gets eaten and then he somehow gets to a house.

1:04.0

Then he goes all the way down to the bone and see the devil.

1:09.0

And that's hell.

1:10.0

Why would he want to go there? It's probably going blindness.

1:16.0

I like heaven.

1:18.0

I love Easter because I get candy.

1:20.0

What about Halloween?

1:21.0

Uh, yeah, I used to go trick-a-treating.

1:24.0

My mom and dad's and, um, a gun when my brother's, his name is Charles, but his name is Latin.

1:31.0

And he used to go trick-a- ours place that's our old house he used

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