Condom Filled Easter Eggs For The Kids
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2022
⏱️ 56 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Video DV Fun / Youtube Update / Ode To Mexican Pizza 2:28.219 Distorted View Reddit Thread From Old Time Listener 3:53.091 Dollar Store Version of Dhar Mann – Crazy Video 9:19.540 Meade Skelton Has Feminine Tendencies 19:17.200 The Little Girl Living Inside Of Meade 22:17.223 Neopronoun Nuttiness 24:26.756 Another 9/11 […]
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| 0:00.0 | Freaks it's Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 coming up on the program today, there's a 16-year-old girl living inside of Meath |
| 0:07.3 | Skeleton and I'm not sure what to do with this information. Plus, an off-brand Darman video featuring racist whippings, my neo-pronown is |
| 0:15.8 | kingship and school children receiving condom-filled eggs. |
| 0:19.4 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents a McDonald's customer upset because |
| 0:28.4 | cookies weren't ready. This motherfucking McDonald's never had my motherfucking |
| 0:32.2 | fresh cookies I got a call every time for my fucking fresh cookies. |
| 0:36.0 | Hi, can I just come over to the sky right now, please? |
| 0:39.0 | Are y'all going to have my fresh cookies? |
| 0:40.0 | How long? How long? |
| 0:42.0 | How long? Two more minutes. Two more minutes. God damn what's your name? You the new manager? |
| 0:46.7 | I'm the new manager. The new one right? Damn two more minutes. I'm going to put I'm going to I'm going to ask you next time I come can you |
| 0:53.0 | please have some fresh cookies? |
| 0:54.5 | Because I call. I literally call. |
| 0:56.5 | I literally call and make orders every time. |
| 0:58.5 | It's not fine. |
| 1:00.3 | Yeah, for three cookies. |
| 1:01.4 | I got to pull up for three cookies. |
| 1:03.0 | Two minutes. |
| 1:04.0 | Have a great day. |
| 1:05.0 | All right. Okay. |
| 1:06.0 | It doesn't matter be with court on me, I see, okay? |
| 1:09.0 | All right, well close the damn thing. |
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