A Four Alarm Booty Call!
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […]
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| 0:00.0 | You can now text TV anytime. |
| 0:02.9 | It's the Harry Kunt mobile texting line. |
| 0:06.0 | For Harry Kunt. |
| 0:07.3 | Start texting. |
| 0:08.9 | For Harry Kunt. |
| 0:10.7 | Send those newts for Harry Kunt. |
| 0:14.1 | For Harry Kunt. |
| 0:19.3 | Hey, Freaks, it's Wednesday, October 29th, 2025. |
| 0:22.8 | Coming up on the program today, drop your bowels like it's hot. |
| 0:26.2 | Plus, another fat mermaid plays victim under the sea, why you should treat your |
| 0:31.2 | asshole like a load of soiled laundry, and a booty call for alarm fire. |
| 0:35.7 | All this, but your voicemails today on D-Bee-B! |
| 0:40.9 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in wedding vows. |
| 0:48.7 | Only two things are required to keep me happy, keep my belly full and my balls empty. |
| 0:59.0 | Well, you're amazing at half of it. we really need to get you some cooking lessons. Even when my belly isn't full, there is no one I could ever love more in this lifetime, |
| 1:04.0 | unless I actually get a chance to meet Margot Robbie. |
| 1:08.0 | Life gets even better when the kids fall asleep and he told me to come to the |
| 1:12.1 | bedroom. Nothing's better than the sound of gagging and headboard slamming. |
| 1:17.9 | Michael. After today, the only thing changing is me having to deal with a ring on my finger. |
| 1:24.4 | P.S. since you're so good at making decisions like Mary and me, you can choose |
| 1:28.6 | whether tonight's going to end with being a toaster, shrewd or a Twinkie. |
| 1:32.1 | It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. Drunken Negro-Face cookies. |
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