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I don't know why I'm doing my meditation voice. It just comes to me. It's from

Aftershock of Lauren's tranquil good vibes. This episode of The Beach Bible podcast

is about job security and with that I would like to introduce my dear friends Lauren and Michael

Bostick. Welcome to the program. Thank you for having us. You're so fucking welcome.

Job security. Yeah, because she doesn't want to do this. This is an obligatory

appearance. You're like, I gotta pee this motherfucker. No, this is just more about checking in.

Having a little face time. We've weathered some storms during quarantine. We have. I figured like

um if there's anybody that could well like you kind of ended up in like almost a perfect

situation for yourself. Mine is being second out by me like you're a one woman show mostly.

And I've had five guests in the past year. I counted a lot of people.

Who is your favorite guest you've ever had besides me? Besides you and Michael.

I jokingly said we did some like video with Connor here the other week. I said myself.

Which is pretty pretty true. It's on brand. It's on brand. My favorite guest would

probably be any version of a prank call family member. So like grandma Gloria aka we've

been calling her Helen Keller. She has zero zero hearing zero. I have to go babysit her after this.

She got ear implant surgery. Okay. So they have to wait three weeks to turn on the machine.

So everyone in the family has to take turns you know babysitting her and it is not ideal. She screams.

All fucking day she goes from whispering. She'll be like hey Jackie could you get me a glass of water.

And I'm like I want to beat the shit out of her elderly abuse. Why can't we make her like an

Instagram aesthetic? That's she'd be good on Instagram. She doesn't like photos of herself. She's

too vain. We can't we can't do at grandma Gloria. I actually might have that handle. We really

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