CSI: Thigh-ami

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The boys riff on cat milking, artificial insemination, and Gabe's 10 year high school reunion. They also hear from a listener about her and her boyfriends new fetish and wonder if The Rock would win a presidential election.

Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and join the Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I want to fuck a girl so harder, dentures fall out.
0:02.4	Okay.
0:03.4	Okay.
0:04.4	Okay.
0:05.4	We're in.
0:06.4	Gabe's got a news story about a Delta flight.
0:08.6	Oh, um, never.
0:09.6	Never.
0:10.6	Never.
0:11.6	Well, hot tech.
0:12.6	Do airlines ever have good headlines?
0:14.6	I don't think I've ever seen a good headline.
0:15.8	Same with country singers.
0:16.8	I've never seen a good headline for country singers.
0:18.2	There's always them saying racist slurs.
0:19.8	Oh, really?
0:20.8	I feel like there's, um, I got nothing.
0:22.8	I've never seen like Luke Bryan done.
0:23.8	It's 13 hamsters to a third grade classroom.
0:26.2	So I was like, Morgan Wall on had a night.
0:28.2	You listen to, uh, kind of hold on.
0:30.6	I used to call it woman reportedly breastfed cat on Delta.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.