152: The Two-Tone Bone

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on the hottest women over 60, banging in a denim jacket, and getting horned up in your hometown. They also discuss end-of-year yearbook messages, cuddle boning, and Michael's two-toned cockinas.

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0:28.0	if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. Give me a baby bottle pop and suck my dick.
0:32.0	Come on. What are we doing here? Right? This just and two or dates, but none of this is more
0:39.7	Trevor Wallace. Yo, this weekend I'm going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, North Carolina.
0:44.8	What's fucking go, dude? It's, you know, five shows of the commies on this weekend. It's a big-ass
0:50.6	club. So let's pack that shit out, dude. Then we're going to be a Nashville, January 6 through
0:55.6	9th and we just added Phoenix, Arizona, January 14th and 15th January, 1415 Phoenix. And then the
1:03.8	tour, the official tour, are you that guy tour starts January 28th and New Orleans and that week
1:09.8	we're also going to Tampa, Florida, January 29th and then we're wrapping that weekend up in
1:13.7	Orlando, Florida, January 30th and then there's like 28 other cities with, damn near almost every
1:18.8	state you can think of. So go to TrevorWallsCominty.com to check out the other 26 cities. I'm not going to
1:24.0	waste your guys time listing all them, but I'd love to see you there. TrevorWallsCominty.com.
1:28.9	Are you that guy tour starting January 28th? Bebobobobob. Hey, it's me. Michael Blosson.
1:33.6	I have more tours as well. Michael Blosson, yelling on stage, yelling about feet, yelling about
1:37.6	come. Where am I going to be? I'll tell you, Sacramento, January 23rd, Philadelphia, February 3rd,
1:45.6	New York City, February 5th, Grammar City Theater, first day to ever done. Please come out.
1:51.1	Boston, we're going to be February 6th and New Day, New Day, New Day, San Jose,
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