Critical hit Punch All Nazis takes place in the early days of World War II and combines high adventure with cosmic horror.

All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create a fun story,

so don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies.

All accents are done poorly, but with love, and no disrespect is intended.

Last time.

On critical hit?

You are all standing on a little plaza in front of a giant gate, and you have all just crossed the canal via an invisible bridge that nobody can see except for maybe Valentino.

But you don't know what's going through his mind.

He's insane.

There are hordes and hordes of people that are just coming out of the woodwork on the other side of the canal.

And again, this is like 45 yards across.

And they are just like dressed in rags.'ve got open sores they've got you know

some of them have pulled out their eyes and they've got bandages covering their eyes and they

just rush right up to the edge of the canal and they all go in they are all swimming across the

canal uh towards you.

There's a blonde woman standing in front of the gate, and she is like,

Mrs. Arbogast, Mrs. Arbogast, your plan worked perfectly.

It delivered me right here.

We are just, I can see the gates ahead of the, of the castle.

If we hurry, we can, we can get can get through but this this damn gate is locked i'll go up and look at the gate yeah this gate is like i don't know it is it looks

to be locked not you know with with chains or or whatever uh big padlocklock you can't climb over it because there are

big speaky things up at the top and on those spiky things look to be body parts or dead animals

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