Critical Hit #787: The Return of the King (in Yellow) (PANS01E99)
Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Real Play RPG Podcast
Stephen Schleicher
4.8 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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In the final installment of Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers Achtung Cthulhu TTRPG game: Who lives? Who dies? Who gets precisely what they were asking for?
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| 0:00.0 | Critical hit Punch All Nazis takes place in the early days of World War II and combines high adventure with cosmic horror. |
| 0:06.8 | All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create a fun story, |
| 0:12.4 | so don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies. |
| 0:16.1 | All accents are done poorly, but with love, and no disrespect is intended. |
| 0:39.9 | Last time. |
| 0:41.3 | On critical hit. A gateway opens an humongous figure in emergence. |
| 0:49.6 | Covered in yellow cloth that is ripped torn, rotted away. |
| 0:55.5 | The king in yellow has arrived and with him his tendrils that go underneath his robes and arms and everything. |
| 1:06.5 | It's a pretty scary sight. |
| 1:08.1 | So just a reminder, everyone has seen some, |
| 1:11.5 | if you've got the effect, |
| 1:13.5 | everyone has seen some bad stuff, |
| 1:15.6 | you're at a D3. |
| 1:17.1 | And for those of you who have an aversion to tendrils, |
| 1:19.7 | you're at a D4 in here. |
| 1:23.0 | Have I seen some stuff? |
| 1:26.4 | I don't think I've seen any stuff. |
| 1:28.9 | I have. |
| 1:29.9 | Blisco and Carlos have. |
| 1:32.6 | Is that why I'm at a D4? |
| 1:34.1 | Because that is why you are at a D4, |
| 1:35.9 | because you're suffering from both. |
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