Critical hit Punch All Nazis takes place in the early days of World War II and combines high adventure with cosmic horror.

All dates, locations, and historical events are thrown out the window in order to create a fun story,

so don't put too much thought into historical inaccuracies.

All accents are done poorly, but with love, and no disrespect is intended. Hanging from the ceiling are dead bodies.

Dead bodies piled up on the floor, in trails hanging out, body parts missing,

people are skinned. All along are what look like pews seating areas, and there are cue

lines that are roped off as it winds around this space, and cowering in a dark corner is Valentino.

Valentino has seen some things that should not be seen.

Well, hey there, little fella!

That's directed at you, Valencia.

So, you've decided to go crazy.

Carcose is a good place for it.

Who exactly is talking to me?

Coming out of the shadows, stepping the light is uh is a man and he is dressed in a silk suit he's got black hair that's that's oiled and it's it's

slicked back he's got graying temples he's got a brilliant white smile, dark eyes. His skin is very tan.

How are you doing?

Not too well. Oh, you haven't been here long enough then, huh? Well, that's okay. Let Ray take care of you.

How?

Take care me how.

Oh, I could be your guide to this place.

I just want to leave.

Oh, yes. We can certainly leave at any time.

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