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Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

Crisis! Gelb Broke Her Coffee Pot?

Hannahlyze This by Hannah Hart

Hannahlyze This

Society & Culture, Relationships

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

RIP Coffee Pot. May your successor live well and survive for decades to come.

After we grieve the loss of our good friend Coffee Pot and examine the massive disruption the absence of coffee has caused, we conduct an exuberant exchange of joy! Follow us down the path to unexpected and heretofore unrelated destinations: obscure competitive sports and healing tones.

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0:00.0

If you guys like hearing about everything being terrible and also being great, then you're going to love today's episode of

0:06.8

Hanna Lys this. I'm your host Hannah Hart and with our beloved other host another Hanna

0:12.5

and today on Hanna Lys this we're going to be talking about things that we love and things that we're really loving this week on the internet and otherwise and it's just going to be a nice little time so enjoy.

0:28.5

Hanna you told me something really alarming when I got on this call with you. I don't think you guys are ready for this it's kind of like it's out there.

0:48.5

It's out there. It's 6.58 pm on a Wednesday night. Okay so as we all know we're just barely holding on praying for the end of the week.

1:00.5

Oh my god thank you. I almost I didn't want to make anyone down today but I almost tweeted like because you know Twitter that's the place to be heard.

1:10.5

Delete it from your phone. It's much nicer not to have it.

1:16.5

Yes absolutely. Anyways today's been tough that's what I want to say. Here's what happened. I have not had coffee today.

1:26.5

Don't don't don't know. What? I'm being on the sound effects in our radio show.

1:34.5

Record scratch. Oh my god. Oh these are really good.

1:42.5

Dude if we live in like this is our sound board. 18 you would definitely be like a radio fully person.

1:48.5

Oh thanks 1998. You're right. Hanna why how what everybody stop everything we'll get to our beloved topics of today but we have to address this.

2:00.5

Hanna you have not had coffee today is this is this a form of self harm like what what happened. I don't think so not intentionally. However it does feel like it feels.

2:15.5

Was there a barrier to you in the coffee were all your mugs dirty. It's like. Oh okay well maybe it started last night when I was washing dishes and I was going a little too hard perhaps.

2:29.5

And I did break the coffee pot. I hooked out and I broke the coffee pot.

2:39.5

But I have several coffee making apparatus so it's like not like that was the only way to have coffee also.

2:45.5

But still that's that's so hot that's how can we sorry. Hanna just like saying you hit your cat with your car.

2:53.5

I know it's all that's it's man they were quite but you were trying to wash it. It's trying to wash it seems like they require a gentle a gentler hand.

3:03.5

It's so be it's messy I mean we we break shit all the time we don't have any wine glasses currently they're all broken and it's not even in a rage but just in a whoops.

3:13.5

Oh there that goes you know the kind of at the end of time all wine glasses are broken you know exactly all that coffee pot I do I do feel like the the particles that make up the fabric of the universe have come apart and I'm seeing through the cracks and it's like not good.

3:39.5

Wow. So as a as a person who bought me a coffee making apparatus when you saw me making a single serving cup of coffee for three to four people at a time.

3:55.5

I was like hold on and you bought me my very large French press. Oh this is breaks my heart buddy that's that's rough quick quick fun note and fun fact I recently discovered.

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