Hello! Hello Earbuds. Welcome to handleize this the self-help podcast that just can't help itself. I am one of two Hannah's Hannah Gelb.

And I'm Hannah Hart! Yes, Hannah Gelb did the intro this time. Woo-hoo!

Yes! This is it. So I feel like we're gonna like a mirror reality from our own.

Yes, mirror is so scary. Anyways, today we will be discussing such diverse topics as

uh, theater troops, Fiona Apple, and anime soundtracks. What do those three things have in common?

You will find out my friends, so listen in and enjoy!

Hi buddy, how you doing? How's it going? Hi buddy! I'm so excited to see what you have in store for us today.

I will tell you and I'll confess your buds that moment before this. I um, you know, I just did the thing you shouldn't do.

Which is that...open somehow between the court. Open my phone, period. No.

Between the course of waking up, recording an episode with Hannah Gelb and now recording this one,

I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I uh, I zipped fully formed on the corner of my lip, or not corner of it, but like, I'm on my lip line.

And uh, I was like, well, I bet I could pop that. But you know, don't pop your zits. Don't do it.

So then I just got like overly invested. Monk story short, my lip hurts now.

Dude. And it was not satisfying at all. The story of humanity is don't pop that. It's basically a consistent pull to pop this it.

Knowing it's not the right thing to do. It's not even like it was like the right time. It was just like the not.

It was just wrong on so many levels. Like as I was doing it, I was like, oh, this thing is not ready to go.

It looks like it's potentially ready to go. But it's not it's not at all. I was like, oh, I should if I'm going to do it, I should get like a warm compress and like sanitize my hands and wipe my face and blah, blah, blah.

And like, no, I just was like, I can get it.

Dude, because the pole is so strong. I got sucked in, dude. It just was like, I want this thing gone. And maybe this time, maybe this time, it'll just be.

It'll just go exactly like how I the pole tells me it's going to go. I spend so much time squeezing my pores, which never makes any difference. And it just like.

It leaves you feeling so horrible. And I'm always like, wow, this was not helpful or good.

And it wasn't satisfying. And in fact, I feel like I gave my power away to be honest. That's what that's what they brought up in me.

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