from, yeah, from the smallest room in New York City, sort of, comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

Occasionally interesting, occasionally enlightening, and sometimes a little bit nasty.

Hey, Pete Paduccio, Pinuccio. I've been saying Paduccio, your name's Pinuccio.

Pinocchio. You never corrected me. I feel like an idiot.

What's new?

Close stuff.

So, New York City, I'm not there right now.

I'm going to be honest, I'm in Tampa, Florida, and it's not bad.

It's not bad at all.

You're in New York City right now.

I'm at a secret, undisclosed location.

Commonly known in my living room yeah boy stories that are coming out of new york city uh now i did a thanksgiving show that uh never made

it made it its way out i'm going to cover some of that material

now because now we're in early December. I'm a guy, Pete, you've seen people get pushed onto trains

plenty in New York, of course, right? Yeah, it's bad. And it seems as if it kind of comes in spates. Am I wrong about that?

Yeah, it's definitely the flavor of the month, this month, with people getting shoved.

You know, but it's all part of the amped up level of insanity that's going on right now in New York City.

A greatly increased number of cooks walking around.

And I think as we've seen lately, I mean, just some brutal videos,

people getting shoved on.

Even if you don't get hit by a train,

if you take a header off the platform,

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