Hello?

Yes.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

How's it going?

It's going all right. What's your name sir?

My name is Sam.

Sam. Well Sam, I don't know if you've ever heard heard this little Gecko show before but I just kind of talked to people about whatever they want to talk about.

So what do you want to talk about?

Um, I had a weird job a couple years ago and I think that's the reason why my girlfriend broke up with me and the job is real weird and have some stories to it and kind of wanted to talk about that weird time of my life or I had a job that people worked at me all weird.

What was the job?

I was a crematory operator for pets.

You think your girlfriend left you because it was your job to burn dead animals?

That and also I was in school for to become a funeral director.

What drew you to the profession of dead dogs?

So basically what had happened was I was in funeral school and the teacher was like,

hey, my boss is looking for somebody to work at his crematory operation thing and it's really good because

it gets your foot in the door because he owned like a funeral home also.

So I was like, oh, get your foot in the door, make a name for yourself.

And I was like, okay, yeah, sure, I'll work there.

And then I ended up working there.

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