“I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him. Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk. The bridge is burning. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.8	Hello?
0:03.8	Is this the gigo?
0:05.1	Yes.
0:06.0	Hello.
0:07.0	Oh my goodness.
0:08.0	You said, you said, oh, go ahead.
0:10.2	Ah, you said something, you said, uh, my name is 22 and I want to talk about how I quit vaping to peg my boyfriend.
0:21.6	How does that work? Why did you need to quit vaping to peg your
0:24.4	boyfriends? Okay so I wanted to quit vaping but it is one of the hardest
0:31.8	addiction to to but it is one of the hardest addictions to
0:34.0	to like get passed.
0:38.0	It's one like the top five according to doctors and stuff.
0:41.0	But he knew that I really really wanted to quit vaping and he knew that I really
0:46.0	wanted to peg him and he was like you know if you quit vaping not a single bit of nicotine for three months.
0:56.0	You get pegging privileges.
0:57.4	You have rights to my untouched asshole.
1:01.0	No one's pegged him before, and literally literally nothing's been up there. So how can I say no?
1:07.0	Well, so this is your boyfriend has incentivized you offering up his little asshole for you to quit
1:19.3	yeah I am I am thrilled to share this story because to all the people out there wanting to quit substance
1:29.4	wanting to quit something just find yourself a submissive ass boyfriend who will let you
1:37.1	peck him if you quit it. But just think about how great it would be to like take your hands and like open up his
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