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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Is Mad I Won't F*ck Her | Financial Audit

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4894 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0

To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. No, I had the audacity of saying I would like to have a ladies night that is for actual ladies, not men and dresses. You just hate an entire group of people. I have a right to hate an entire group of people because they're all awful. I've had transgender people on this show. I wouldn't say they're all awful. Well, were they the kind where they're actual transsexuals,

0:21.0

or are they just people who want attention? Oh, I hear your current boyfriend is actually annoyed to you that all you do is talk about your ex. And that's not surprising because I'm so annoyed at you just talking to you and being around with you and it's only better not a. I'm crashing out around her. Oh my goodness, she's such a fucking dumb. Did that feel good?

0:38.5

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Sending waves through the personal finance world. This is officially now the best budgeting app on the market, and I'm giving you a special deal to download, but only through March 31st. Take a free three-day trial to test it out, and then you get the monthly plan at a 33% discount for the first three months, or the annual plan at an insane 50% discount. And with the annual, you get my budget friendly cookbook and my brand new 30-day detailed budget meal plan signed by me and mail directly to you. After March 31st, the cookbook is going away forever, so this is literally your last chance. Don't miss the opportunity of a lifetime. Download Dollar Wise and start your free trial. Go to DollarWise.com or click the link below. Hi, my name is Natalie. I'm 34 years old from San Diego, California, and this is Financial Audit. Yes, it is. Thanks for coming over to Austin from my dream city. Hope to end up there someday if California gets their shit together. What do you do for a living in San Diego? Goes, whoo!

1:28.3

That's an expensive place, let me tell you. I'm a quality assurance specialist. Oh, I hope you make some fucking money, do you? What do you make? If you ask my ex, I don't make good enough money, but I do make good money. Well, I'm not asking your ex. I make 34 an hour. okay you're really holding on to some stuff from your previous relationship, aren't you?

1:46.2

If the first thing that enter your head, when I asked what's your income is, well, my ex would think that's not very much.

1:53.1

Well, he pays his employees minimum 80 an hour, so 35 is nothing.

1:56.8

His employees, okay.

1:58.3

Yeah.

1:58.6

Well, why does he judge what?

1:59.8

Well, they probably are in an industry that demands that. I don't know. That's weird. Okay. I mean, I'm being told for what it's worth that all you do is talk about your ex, and that you're kind of jaded. I don't know you like that yet, but that is what I am being told you do. We'll see. I mean, that's not necessarily a really healthy thing to... Who broke up with him? He broke up with him. There it is. That's why she's the bitter ex-girlfriend and the bitter fired former employee or the bitter... I have a right to be bitter, though. The shit he put me through. Uh-huh. I'm sure... You want to hear about it? No. I mean, you're going to.

2:35.5

At least not yet. I'm sure it will come up, but I don't want to just...

2:39.0

Tell me your income again?

2:40.9

I make $35 an hour, and I'm hourly.

2:43.6

Okay. What does that result to per paycheck? And what's that paycheck cycle?

2:47.9

Every two weeks, it's like 1,800.

2:52.2

Every two weeks.

2:56.2

Okay, 3,600 bucks a month in San Diego.

2:57.7

Yeah, how the f f you're living on that?

3:01.8

That's not, let's not like, you don't do well on that in San Diego.

3:03.8

Well, I spend a lot. So this is why you're bitter because the rich X is no longer there via, I'm assuming

3:09.9

he broke up with you so reasons because of you. So now you have no money to survive on your own,

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