Financial Audit's Most Disturbing Episode

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Self-improvement, Education, Business, Investing

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. So what about when you were whirks someone? I did not. All right, it was allegations. One of her friends messaged me and was like, oh, so you think it's funny doing that to a woman? And your ex-accused you of sacked, assaulting her daughter. Yeah, well, she- As a third thing, Islamophobic and a r- No. And Kiddiddler. No.
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1:04.0	27 years old i am from uppersandesky ohio and this is financial audit.
1:14.0	Yes, it is. Thanks from coming down from Ohio.
1:15.8	Everyone's least favorite state.
1:19.2	Hey, okay.
1:22.2	I know you're from Michigan and there's a little bit of a beat there. It's literally everyone's least favorite state, but that's okay.
1:24.5	What do you do for a living in an upper Sandusky?
1:26.9	I'm a fire protection engineer. Are you sure not a banker?
1:32.6	I'm sure I'm not a banker, no. Because if I was a banker, if I was something different,
1:37.5	I would be probably better with money than I actually am. Something different?
1:41.0	I don't know. I got a big nose like
1:45.7	what
1:46.9	and the comb over
1:48.2	okay well that
1:49.6	that was because of a bad haircut
1:51.3	I got yesterday
1:51.9	orthodox beard
1:52.5	fire engineer
1:55.7	yeah yeah
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